Wednesday, August 12, 2009

BABI TEACHER !!!

WAT A xxxx !!!

WALAO !! I HATE NOOR SURIA !!

WAT A PALIA TEACHER IN CONVENT !!!

today i late to skul....
i thought tat esther will fetch me.......
then i dun knw she wake up late....
when i reach skul de time is about 7.45 am ady...
when i masuk class the teacher ask me to stand at front n scolding me !!!
write my name n oso want scold me !!
walao ........shit lah !!! xxxx !!! xxxk!!!

then.....the end...........................
i kena DEMERIT ....ok lolx....
i lose !! u win ....

xxxx teacher !!!!!!!
shit u !!!!

Monday, August 10, 2009

1ST DAY TO SKUL

wooooooooooahahahahhaa.......


finally......can go bk to skul liao........I MISS YOU !!!!


~~~~~~~~one week le lolx....miss skul miss dao.........


oso miss cl lah..~~~~[=


early in the morning jiu start raining liao...
heavy rain...bu dong cl hui be soaked mah.....ying gai no lah..
oso think she will get cold mah...
oso think she will sick mah....
oso think................

STOP !!! always think " wu a bo a..."

haha..[=


till skul jiu see my fren....straight ask me....
:" roufei ,u kenal H1N1 ahr..??"

omg.....

i gt blood test ..urine test...pregnancy test.........

STOP !!!~~~no pregnancy test !!!! pai seh.....[=

aiyo...i din gt H1N1 lah....haiz yo !!!



then till skul the 1st topic of we talk not i gt miss you..o u gt miss me o wat wat wat de....
the 1st topic is talk abot......DREAM !!~~~

alamak....then i jiu say wat i dream tat day till i shocked then wake up...
then esther jiu say wat she dream dao lolx....
we both dream de look similar !!
woaaaaaaaaahh...no wonder we r cousin...hahahaha....

assembly time ... we sit on the floor n oso the 1st row !!!!!
omg .... 0 degree face to the teacher..!!!

then ben lai sit at tengah de....mana tau...balakang wet wet ...
then we move 2 left hand....



OMG !! the fan is face to me !!
so COLD ~~~~~i will become ICE BERG................................

Sunday, August 9, 2009

欠揍SMS

Part 1

現在的我好亂 ~ 心裡不知道在想些什麼?!
頭腦都被快煩死了!!我真的不知道要怎麼辦?
你能不能告訴我?
我真的不知道...要吃杯杯面還是快熟麵?

Part 2

謝謝你在我最失意的時候陪伴著我,
在我最需要幫助的時候拉了我一把,
千言萬語訴不盡 ~
只想告訴你 :「自從認識你之後....沒有一件好事發生!你真帶賽!」

Part 3

對不起唷!!那麼晚了還傳簡訊給你 ~
如果有吵到你的話,
在此跟你說聲...『 活該 』!!誰叫你要比我早睡阿 ~

Part 4

遇到妳,是我心動的開始;愛上妳,是我幸福的選擇;
擁有妳,是我最珍貴的財富;
踏入紅毯,是我永恆的動力。
永遠愛的 ~ 是妳
遺憾的是.....我傳錯人了!!

Part 5

因為你,我相信命運;因為你,我相信前世今生。
也許這一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牽引著我倆,
現在的我,好想說...我上輩子是造了什麼孽呀?!

Part 6

由明天開始,市政府決定清除所有長相醜陋,
有損市容的弱智青年!
你快快收拾東西,出去避避風頭,
別跟人說是我通知你的。切記,不用感謝!

Part 7

如果政府規定一個人一生只能對一個好,
我情願那個人就是你。
我無怨無悔,至死不渝!
但偏偏政府沒規定....那就算了!

Part 8

想你,是件快樂的事;
見你,是件開心的事;
愛你,是我永遠要做的事;
把你放在心上,是我一直在做的事。
不過‧‧‧騙你,是剛發生的事!

Part 9

我把你的名字寫在天空裡,可是被風吹走了;
我把你的名字寫在沙灘上,可是被海沖走了;
我把你的名字寫在每一個角落...
X,我被警察抓走了!(X為不雅字詞!因此打馬賽克!)

Part 10

如果長得好看是一種錯...我已經鑄成大錯如果可愛是一種罪...
我已經犯了滔天大罪做人真難...
你就好啦 ~沒錯又沒罪 ~ 真羨慕你!!

Part 11

當白雲飄過,那是我想你的痕跡;
當陽光閃耀,那是我想你的感覺;
當雨水落下,那是我想你的證據;
當雷電交加,那是我向天祈求你被劈中。

Part 12

如果說燒一年的香可以與你相遇,
燒三年的香可以與你相識,
燒十年的香可以與你相惜,
為了我下輩子的幸福,
我願意....改信基督教!


Part 13

沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事
沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事
沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事沒事,
都跟你說沒事了還按個屁阿?
有够笨到!!


I ♥ CHIN LEE

Saturday, August 8, 2009

吃错药记........ZZ

DOCTOR 总是让人乱.....

生病吃药,天经地义.......对不对...?

可是那个瓶子又写到不清不楚........
其实也还好,我看的懂就好.......

就我爸啦 !!! 几搞笑咯.......!

那天....我出院回到家要吃多一次药.....
我的头又晕晕酱~~~~~~~@_@
然后爸爸就帮我拿药咯.......

咳嗽药水明明写着: DUA KALI SATU HARI....
一天两次.....

在X的人.....也会看懂啦!
要怪就怪我爸! 怪小时候不用功....
加上老花太够力料~~~~~~

我爸尽然说 :" 这个咳嗽药水............每两个小时一次勒!~~~!!! "
== !!!!!!!!!!!!

怎么可能............................................好才!!!!!

我没有真的每两个小时吃一次咯!!
不然.....现在我已经归天鸟~~~~够HENG的了!!!

今天爸爸牙齿痛去拔牙...........................................

医生就给他药................................................
明明写着DUA BIJI EMPAT HARI.....

结果我爸的朋友.......有一个老花....................@_@
就说 :“ 四粒两次......还刚刚好八粒勒!!!!”

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我真的 真的 真的 真的没话讲~~

所以.......小朋友..........................吃药要看清楚“服药数量”!!!




I ♥ CHIN LEE

Friday, August 7, 2009

JOKE JOKE 要不要 『part 3 !!』

在北极,有一只企鹅,有一天,它面对那苍茫的大地实在无聊得发慌了,就开始拔自己身上的毛来玩。拔呀拔呀,终于把身上的毛拔光了!它说:“好冷哦!”

有一只北极熊,也学着企鹅把自己身上的毛拔光了,你一定会猜那笨熊说:“好冷啊”对不对?错啦!那北极熊说:“企鹅没有骗人”

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

有一天,有一个软糖在街上走路,走着走着,

她忽然说了一句话:“哎呀,我的脚好软啊!”

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

一天,豆沙包在马路上走着,突然出了车祸,肚皮被撞破了。

临死前,他看了看自己的肚子说:“哦,原来我是豆沙包。”

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

有一个孩子,问他爸爸说:“爸爸啊,妈妈游泳游得可好了,你怎么不会呢?”
爸爸说:“因为妈妈总是吃鱼,所以会游泳。
爸爸不常吃鱼,怎么会游泳呢?
孩子想了想,说:“可是,爸爸你总是吃鸡,你会下蛋吗?”

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天魔王抓走公主,公主一直叫.魔王 :「你尽管叫破喉咙吧...没有人会来救你的....」

公主 :「破喉咙..破喉咙..」
==!!!

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袋鼠、猪和蛇在吸白粉,警察来了,白粉藏在谁的身上?

猪,因为“猪肠粉”=“猪藏粉”




I ♥ CHIN LEE

Thursday, August 6, 2009

I HAVE NOTHING !!!

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..I HAVE NOTHINGS
.I HAVE NOTHINGS



I ♥ CHIN LEE

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

出院咯!!!~~^^

finally discharge lolx....

i miss my friend...
i miss my buddy band...
i miss my dear dear...
i miss my bedroom...
i miss my piggy...
i miss my bear bear...
i miss my doggy...
i miss ah kym...
i miss everythings...........

1st august 本来 is a 新的开始.............................................
bt.....
a stupid + idiot + silly de ppl masuk HOSPITAL...

omg..........
haiz.....sick dao.....faint faint de.....
then jiu masuk HOSPITAL lolx....
haiz.....

1.8.2009 2.30 pm...
the stupid ppl jiu masuk hos lolx....

tat time de temp is 39.1..
heart beat 120 above ....
tak three bottle de blood..
faint...@_@
they all supsect me is H1N1 or DENGUE...

bt luckly........jz a normal FLU....
heng ahr~~~~~~!!!!

eating the poridge 4 three day....
yuckssssss.......
blekssssss.....

1st day at there is blur blur de....
jz 躺 at the bed n zzzzzzzzz....

2nd day is better ...
my cousin my relative ...
all cm see me...
my 堂哥is good dao....
knw i m flu...till cnt breath probaly...
then he drive frm pantai 2 龙镇 de farmasi buy breath right de things 4 me...
omg...touch me lalalalalalalalala~~~~

3rd day..
my friend cm n see me...
how , 二姐, jos jos, lings lings , period goo...
xiao xian oso write a little letter 4 me !!
so k me....tqx lah !!!! ^^
all cm n see me...
and oso my dearest chin lee...
so good ...........
how n 二姐cmpny me....chat with me...
so good... so care me...
then i say i hungry..
chin lee go buy bread n tuna 4 me...
tat time de weather oso vr vr vr hot leh..
wasai......touch me niao lah..
then how hor...
dun knw y lah...haiz...

so THANK YOU 2 u all lalalala......^^ !!!

chin lee hai cmpny me till 9 oclock ..
omg.....so late ...dun knw she go bk gt get scold mah...
haiz..
hope no lah....

finally bk 2 hm ....
so miss everythings....

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