chin lee ..?? wenleen ..?? 傻傻分不清楚.....

hahahaha.......

yesterday .......................我不是说有一个人....长得很像 lileen n wenleen de.........??

mana tau tak dapat ambil gambar dia....？？

结果！结果！我家情情 GRAB 到他的照片！！

WOAH ！！！～～～

song lalalalalala~~~~~~~~现在就揭晓他的真面目！！

瞪瞪瞪瞪～～～～～～～～～

就是站在旁边穿红衣的那个！

（可能照片不像.....但真人不错像的啦！）

虽然有点............................................................

可是！妹妹！你红鸟啦！！

讨厌啦～～

情情拍我的照片！（欠打哦？）

哈哈哈哈～～～我的脸有版权的勒～～～！！=]

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallaalalalalal~~~~~~~~~~

qings qings 还有拍到我的另外一张picture 更丑哦！

不宜放上来......等下你们的晚餐吃不下！

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈～～～～～～～～～

joke joke 要不要

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:A teacher

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今天无聊起来，发现到了以下超暴笑的对话....

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

== !! + == ?? equal == !!??

happy lalalalala~~~~!! my dearest .........

one day one joke

一位 國文老師的告白我是個國中的 國文老師，生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!字醜就算了，還會自己學倉頡創字!!創字就算了，還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!每次都改到哭笑不得…………… ====================================================================１、元旦時，我們全家一起到歷史博物館參觀「冰馬桶」 …
師評：有這樣的東西嗎？我也要去！ （兵馬俑）

２、早上起床整裡「遺容」後，我們到學校集合，搭車前往墾丁畢業旅行
師評：不知道你家是哪一家殯儀館？老師一直都不知道…

３、昨晚左眼皮跳個不停，當時就覺得那是「胸罩」 ，果然今天皮夾被扒走了!
師評：孩子，你已經這麼大了嗎？ （凶兆）

４、報上說重金屬污染過的牡蠣，可「治」癌…
師評：一字之差，養蚵人家翻身矣！
我是不是該趕快去養牡蠣？會賺到翻哦… （致癌）

5、星期天準備外出逛街時，匆忙之間不小心給「肛門」夾到，真倒楣!!
師評：老師很好奇──誰的肛門這麼大…？ （鋼門）

6、我的歷史老師長髮披肩，個子矮小，脾氣不好，有一點點「胸」 …
師評：歷史老師要我轉告你「等下上歷史課﹐皮給我繃緊一點。」 （兇）

7、我認為自己是個品學兼「憂」的好學生…
師評：你是該憂了──不及格。 （優）


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換小學老師了:

１。題目：一邊……一邊……
小朋友寫：他一邊脫衣服，一邊穿褲子。
老師批語：他到底是要脫還是要穿啊？

２。題目：其中
小朋友寫：我的其中一只左腳受傷了。
老師批語：你是蜈蚣嗎？

３。題目：陸陸續續
小朋友寫：下班了，爸爸陸陸續續的回家了。
老師批語：你到底有幾個爸爸呀？

４。題目：難過
小朋友寫：我家門前有條水溝很難過。
老師批語：老師更難過。

５。題目：又... 又
小朋友寫：我的媽媽又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老師批語；你的媽媽是變形金鋼嗎？

６。題目：你看
小朋友寫：你看什麼看！沒看過啊
老師批語：沒看過

７。題目：欣欣向榮
小朋友寫：欣欣向榮榮告白。
老師批語：連續劇不要看太多了！

８。題目：好吃

小朋友寫：好吃個屁。

老師批語：有些東西是不能吃的。

９。題目：天真
小朋友寫：今天真熱。
老師批語：你真天真。

１０。題目：果然
小朋友寫：昨天我吃水果，然後喝涼水。
老師批語：是詞組，不能分開的。

１１。題目：先……再……，例題：先吃飯，再冼澡。
小朋友寫：先生，再見！
老師批語：想像力超過了地球人的智慧。

１２。題目：況且
小朋友寫：一列火車經過，況且況且況且況且況且況
老師批語：我死了算了 @@


『每天笑一笑.....开心没烦恼』

pertandingan TENG TENG

today pertandingan teng teng.....

early in the morning 我就 reach skul liao.....tired leh..~~

say 好 7.30 报到.....结果勒！等到8.00 am.... (z_z)

yesterday teacher say want pakai baju koko....

tapi saya punya baju kat 洗衣店勒～～habis ! 就跟诗情借咯....

pinjam kakak dia punya...好才她姐姐去读书料！

a bu then 我就要穿 bikini 比赛料～～@_@ faint !!

then i jiu gong gong sit at dewan wait another skul de student cm lolx...

bored dao ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

wait till about 9 am....我和诗情还几期待可以见到美女勒～～

结果·.....就还好啦！！ '"bue pai lah "........

还看到一个 根本就是 chin lee n wenleen 的合体人！

超像的！只可惜～～没拍照！而且那个人还跟我pk 的勒～........

昨天～我不是说......want 2 pk 掉 tat india lolx..??

hahahahaahahahahah !!!! so happy !!! happy dao~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

no nid 我动手 ....SDBL de student 1 st round jiu pk diao tat india lolx...

sa happy !!! hahahahaahahahah......=]

lalalalalalalalaallalalalalaalalal~~~~~~~

10am start play game with anther skul de...
n i m the ketua !! bt .........i lose the game !! T.T T.T T.T

就还好啦～～

1030am !! start pertandingan lolx !!!!!!!!!!!

saya kumpulan satu .......dalam kumpulan satu punya kumpulan tiga .....@_@!! ==! faint rite !!let us blur blur only !!~~~~~~~~hahahahahaha...=]

.............................比赛中................................

finally....result keluar....

me n sir chin d group same markah !! alamak !!

then 为了公平........就再往背后丢三次.....结果......默契太好！又平分！haiz..........................

then aftertat throw again lolx...............................

then i jiu throw dao 3 markah.....last time ...........................

alamak !!! nadia kenal 4 markah !!

ahr lah !!~~~ 竟然与第一名擦肩而过...........................伤心～～～

可是很不错勒～～第二名勒！我第一次比赛勒～～！哈哈哈哈～～～

一个字！ 棒啦！！！

最后和其他选手拍了照片.......

然后再和PN LOH 拍照哦！（够丑哦我）








总共有 18 个奖杯.............我们学校就拿了7 个勒！

~~~~~~~~~~开心 *ing *~~~~~~~~~~~






啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啊啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦................................

I LOVE CONVENT............
CONVENT LOVE ME........=]

teng teng day...????

friday today !!! sad.......T.T..tired !!
early in the morning jiu yao sit at dewan hear PN LOH :"!@#$%^&*((&^%$#@#%^&*............(*&^%$#@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@#$%^&*............................." omg....
我的耳朵又要受罪料～～～

几好笑的咯.....PN LOH 讲 afterward if gt tissue paper at dewan .....
以后就要全校禁用 TISSUE PAPER ! cute lah lik tis ..?? ==!!

then oso tel us if see dao pervert 在 “DIY” then dun want shout !!!
mana boleh !! if 你看到你也会shout 的啦～～～！！！st*p*d p*g !! hahahaha......
then she ask us to learn how to say no !!
then i fancy..........if someday i zzzzzz in class...teacher ask me bangun...
then i will say...:" NO ...PN LOH ASK US TO LEARN HOW TO SAY NO !!"
HAHAHA～～～～气死你！

then 一散会 i jiu go change pj shirt liao.......coz 2mr pertandingan TENG TENG !!
alamak !!! tired leh...本来还想去找周公的勒！～！～！～
就下来练咯～～闲掉！跳 whold day u knw.....除了 rehat...i jiu din rest dao liao leh...
u see.. me so rajin....hahahah...=]
my leg hor.....oso want patah liao lalalalal.....
jump many many many many time leh............
还跟一个我很讨厌的india jump leh............yucksss !!!
she is so sombong !! bleksssss...........i want k 掉 u 2mr !!hahahahah.........等着叫我神吧！！！
哇咔咔咔咔咔咔卡～～～哇咔咔咔咔..........hahahahahahha =]
tak pi besok mesti 输 punya......saya pun tak pandai main pun !!~~~
@_@ faint !!

then how ponteng keluar then tel me : "为什么你讲我kawad 同手同脚...?"
bt.......tis is the true wat !! hahahahahah~~~
(小朋友...姐姐又练过！千万不可以学哦）hahahahahha~~~~~
ai yo.....nvr mind de lah.....

tis few day i 一直在 dewan terbuka 练..then tat how hor.....jiu 一直ponteng...假假要看我就讲嘛！！..............害我paiseh !!! *_*~~~~
还敢讲我教坏她ponteng 勒！ mana ada....saya sangat 乖的哄！
saya LEPAK sahaja ..........(sze ting teach de ...) hahahahah~~~~
啦啦啦啦啦啦啦～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～

t.t de time horr.......我就pin my hair atas mah...then ms loi jiu say :" 哇....柔妃...你很girl leh !!! "
alamak !!! 我很man 的哄！then shi high dao~~~haha=]
ms loi 看料 "gong gong".......
=]

啦啦啦啦啦～～～～

一到skul就很累勒～～first class is sains~~omg.....going 2 ZZZZZZ......结果给 teacher 发现我前面的功课没有做....就ask me do finish !! yucksss.....even i slip i oso do revision de hor....dun see me lik tat hor.........lalalalallalalalalalal~~~~~~~~~~~

BM class i ponteng 2 sebelah de class...go find ah jo.....

then 就这样忍到 recess....................

after recess...i go ponteng again........with jacqueline and esther....
we 是大胆到～～～ponteng at DEWAN TERBUKA !! OMG ~~~~pandai lolx.....==!!
so PN TAN de class i din 上到～～[ kiang liao lolx..??] ==!! ==!!

过后 JOEY 就过来问我们要不要参加“学记”.......结果就好玩咯.....去填表格咯～～
siao siao .....还要交两篇文章勒～～～～搞什么嘛～～～！！！T.T

～～～～～～～～～～～～放学咯～～～～～～～～～～～～～

go c movie with fren !! woah ~~wat a great day !! go see ICE AGE 3 !! wowowowo~~!!!
so high in the cinema !! eating porcorn and play inside the cinema .....so HIGH !!
aftertat we go eat MADC !! eat till want vomit liao.....finally.....i oso BANKRUTP liao....
play play play .......eat eat eat ~~~~~

then i walk 2 jacqueline de house...wait uncle lee cm fetch my 2 his new 店屋.....
4 kita pratice taekwondo use de......woah..~~ so big there.....
then help 他wash n clean up lolx..........so tired....
bt luckily....uncle lee gt bring things 2 us 4 mam mam.....
good good good !!! haa......=]

then i go 4 t.t when 7 pm....bt i reach there ady 7.00....so i lazy to go t.t..
sit at RJ with uncle lee and jacqueline..........so full...whold day eat eat eat !!
lik pig ady lolx.. (aftertat chin lee laugh me again !!! blek !!! )

mana tau.....hen unluckily lolx !! i eat then i meet my t.t teacher.....
~~~@_@ faint !!
衰勒～～偷偷没去补习还在楼下遇到补习老师.......无言！！

就whold day lepak at outside.....din go home....

bt ley me sad de things is -------------feisfeis 2, 3 fly diao liao.....
以后dou cnt see dao u all liao ~~~sad !!!!! 要回来看我啊～～～～！ ==!! ==??

hahhahaa.......................so tired ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ =]
huuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~~

西北不爽....林北不爽....就是不爽！

今天去补习.....我已经比平时静多了...还乖乖做老师给的功课.......

结果 ！！！ 结果！！！

celyn 转过来问我东西！

老师就用很不爽！很不削的眼神瞪我！

还叫我安静！不要再讲话！

过后他又转过来问我东西.......老师又骂我！还说：“最后警告！不要再讲话料！做功课”

你又不骂CELYN ??????? 偏偏骂我？？？你在不爽什么！我得罪你啊....................！！
死猪！！

M.F ！！ U R NT FAIR .....T.T !!

我已经乖到.....静到.....你还这样骂我！

而且我还有做你给的功课勒！


M.F！！ 你也未免 x x x x 了吧。。？
他们吵你也没有酱凶过！对我们 x x 生又这样。。？
哼！SUPER ANGRY ！！SUPER 不爽！