Sunday, October 4, 2009

BUS DRIVER (JOKE)

Ah Beng is a bus driver
one day got this old folks home "bao"(包) his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror
Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder
and asked him...

Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?"
Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!"

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eatpeanut ai mai?"
Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!"

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then AhBeng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: "Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?"
Grandma: "No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!"
Ah Beng: "Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?"
Grandma: "No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate..
so ahma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor!
Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!"

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LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE
so
keep on laughing..
yeah..tats right !!

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